December 2009
6 posts
On Family Newsletter
“The closest thing I’ve ever had to a family newsletter was an obituary.”
On Doing Nothing
“It’s a hard job to do nothing all day!”
On Drinking
“You know what happens when you drink? The TRUTH comes out.”
On Names
“Some guys have hard names to moan when fucking them…like Craig or Jack….or Xavier, shit, I don’t know.”
NOTE: She also suggest Ezekial. My girlfriend apparently fucks men from the 1800s.
On Humility
“It must take a lot of humility to be a charity case.”
On Kanses
“My hotel came with a partially consumed bottle of booze…it’s classy in Kansas.”